Total Medals Earned: 932 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,880 Points
Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (170/320 points)
Cute as a button
Supplying air for over 200 years... I think?
7251
You don't control me
Connect the wires
Trigonometric functions galore
Check out King of Pain by The Police on Spotify
1.44 MB of memory
Medals Earned: 9/12 (220/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Medals Earned: 10/10 (280/280 points)
Kill smiley
Kill mustacho
Kill roger
Kill freak
Kill the shittalker
Kill The gothic punk
Kill louis
Kill calopsita
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/150 points)
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Send all three souls back to hell.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (45/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 26/32 (350/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/115 points)
Medals Earned: 6/11 (95/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.